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middle-aged vegan guy: kids gone, kale stocked, ready for you

alright, here’s the deal: i’m 45, vegan (yes, the kind that won’t shut up about it), and finally living my best life now that the kids are out of the house. i’ve got a solid gig in software development—basically, i fix stuff you didn’t know was broken and make a pretty nice $160k doing it. life’s good, but it’d be even better with someone who can handle a little sarcasm and a lot of tofu.

when i’m not debugging code or overthinking my next whole foods purchase, i’m out hiking, pretending i enjoy yoga (spoiler: it’s mostly about not pulling a hamstring), or trying to keep my houseplants alive—50% success rate, but hey, we’re all doing our best.

i’ve got a killer tempeh stir-fry recipe, an irrational fear of bad vegan cheese, and a habit of taking life just seriously enough to keep it fun. looking for someone who can keep up, roll their eyes at my bad jokes, and maybe doesn’t mind the occasional 2-hour debate over oat milk vs. almond.

if you’re cool with a guy who’s half zen, half chaos, and fully caffeinated, drop me a message. worst case? you get a solid vegan meal out of it. best case? who knows—maybe we make something awesome.